We Can’t Wait to Have Senator Felon Jeff Smith Come Stay With Us!!!

Word has it that the Marion Federal Prison community is eagerly anticipating the newest addition to their collection of Democrat legislators. Former Democrat Representative Cecil Ray Davis (TN) will be joined by disgraced Democrat State Senator turned hypocrite felon Jeff Smith (MO).

While Smith lied under oath, obstructed justice, and broke election laws, Davis simply invented a ponzi scheme that defrauded investors out of millions of dollars. The two will have plenty to commiserate about as they eat the gourmet offerings prepared by fellow inmates.

Before one begins thinking that Marion is full of white collar politicians, they should think again. The good Senator will be in the minority – as most of his new colleagues will be convicted drug dealers. It has been rumored that Jeff does not think that Marion will be that bad – as it is a camp designed for non-violent offenders.

He will be chirping a different thought in a few weeks when he awakes and finds that the inmate below him who bounces violently is a cocaine dealer, the one to his left who snores loudly is a meth distributor, the one to his right who snitches like fellow felon Steve Brown is a marijuana ring leader, the one to his lower left who likes men is a crack kingpin, and the really strange fellow who everyone avoids to his lower right is incarcerated for heroin. Now that is diversity.

An educational opportunity for Smith – maybe he can learn some tools of the trade for his next profession!

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