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EXCLUSIVE: Want to Know Why Nixon Needs Security?

October 9th, 2007 by mopns · No Comments

A Nixon campaign spokesperson -on condition of strict anonymity – has confirmed to MOPNS the reason Attorney General Jay Nixon feels he requires 24 hour protection. It seems the recent scarcity of tickets for the Hannah Montana concert in Kansas City, coupled with irate calls to his office from pre-teenage girls and their mothers, necessitated the need for around the clock protection. Ticketmaster VP/assistant general counsel Joe Freeman summed up Nixon’s fears:

“You’re dealing with a mother/child dynamic here that can lead to a very upset child and a very angry mother, and that certainly exacerbates things.”

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